Print

[Total Members Voted:]

Nursery rhyme

2 (20%)

Christmas Carol of somekind

2 (20%)

another prayer

2 (20%)

a religious ritual

3 (30%)

or a write in vote ( please if you choose this one write a suggestion after you vote)

1 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: October 20, 2009, 07:25:20 PM

[Cyrial_Rohan]

but getting people drunk enough to agree with ya works quicker.

[Hawk]

So I got bored before practice today and decided to corrupt a couple of little things here they are:

The path of the insane man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the well man and the tyranny of blessed souls. Cursed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, Rapes the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his Sisters father and the molestor of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and malious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my servants . And you will know I am the true lord and master when I lay my vengeance upon you



"And Destroyers we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Fire hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.



A CHRISTIAN- This selfish person, this man to whome Rightousness is a disease, is a man who believes in one God. He also is naive for he believes, PARTICULARLY, in what God has said to him in the Resurrection of JESUS CHRIST. Pity the christians

[Cyrial_Rohan]

just for fun........

You have the right to remain, writhe, and scream in pain. Anything you scream can and will be used against you to enhance my enjoyment of your torment. You have the right to plead for mercy. If you cannot plead for mercy, screams of agony will be accepted. Do you understand these tortures as they have been explained to you?

[Hawk]

I like it. In fact I liked it so much that I put it on the first page of the Dorchadas website.

 Currently I am fucking with a bunch of quotes about religion since I can't do anything big since corruption is one of my trials but a bunch of small quotes there is nothing wrong with that. Here are the quotes that I am flipping on end. I found these last night and should have them damned by this weekend

Quotes:

Abraham Lincoln
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion

 
Mohandas K. Gandhi
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.

Albert Einstein
True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.


Dalai Lama
We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.

Stendhal
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.

Mark Twain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.

Larry Flynt
Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.

Bill Gates
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Swami Vivekananda
You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

Rev. Earl H Merritt
Can't we, when we are working and drop something, instead of getting mad about it, say thank you God for giving me the strength to pick this up?

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Christianity is not a theory or speculation, but a life; not a philosophy of life, but a living presence.


Martin Luther
Christian life consists of faith and charity.

Peter Ustinov
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

William Henry Seward
Christianity provides a unified answer for the whole of life.

C S Lewis
If we only have the will to walk, then God is pleased with our stumbles.

Martin Luther
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.

C S Lewis
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. Not only because I see it, but because I see everything by it.

Stuart Briscoe
The spirit of Christmas needs to be superseded by the Spirit of Christ. The spirit of Christmas is annual; the Spirit of Christ is eternal. The spirit of Christmas is sentimental; the Spirit of Christ is supernatural. The spirit of Christmas is a human product; the Spirit of Christ is a divine person. That makes all the difference in the world.

Anonymous
If it weren't for the optimist, the pessimist would never know how happy he wasn't.

Samuel Adams
What the world requires of the Christians is that they should continue to be Christians.

Amy Carmichael
You can give without loving. But you cannot love without giving.

C S Lewis
Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good.

Charles F Banning
Too many of us have a Christian vocabulary rather than a Christian experience.

Garrison Keillor
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Spurgeon
I have a great need for Christ; I have a great Christ for my need.

G K Chesterton
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried

[Hawk]

and Here is what I came up with I didn't do all the quotes but I think I did enough:

Quotes:

Abraham Lincoln
When I do good, I feel shitty; when I do bad, I feel great. That's my religion

 
Albert Einstein
True religion is real killing; devouring  all one's soul, with all one's impurities and immoratlity.


Dalai Lama
We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human sacrafice.


Mark Twain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man is told he believes and tortured until he was certain.


Bill Gates
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning besides eating the "flesh" of a dead person

Swami Vivekananda
You cannot believe in God until you stop believing in yourself

Rev. Earl H Merritt
Can't we, blame God when we are working and drop something,

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Christianity is a theory and speculation,  not a philosophy of life, but displacement of ones sences.


Martin Luther
Christian life consists of rape and murder or ideas.

Peter Ustinov
Killing is an act of endless torment, a crazied look which becomes a habit.

William Henry Seward
Christianity provides nothing but questions for the whole of life.

C S Lewis
If we only have the will to walk, then God is displeased with our quota of work.

Martin Luther
The fewer the cuts, the longer the death.


Samuel Adams
What the world requires of the Christians is that they should roll over and die.


Garrison Keillor
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car." I didn't even bother to change this one"

[Cyrial_Rohan]

All things truly wicked start from an innocence.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

true corruption in an unchanged form.

[Hawk]

All things truly wicked start from an innocence.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

true corruption in an unchanged form.

That is very true I have told people repeatedly that a good corruption is not changing the whole thing but the little things the fewer times you change something the better the corruption

[Cyrial_Rohan]

Novice) "I <<Insert Name>>, hereby proclaim my loyalty to the Damned, the Hated, and the Lords of Evil, and request service in the Order of the <<insert evil unit name here>>."
(Master/Preceptor) "Do you swear to faithfully obey the Rule of the <<insert evil unit name here>>."
(Novice) "Let all bear witness, I do so swear."
(Master/Preceptor) "Arise <<Insert Name>>, and be damned with your breatheren."


this is the original for of this:

Novice) "I <<Insert Name>>, hereby proclaim my devotion to Morr, guardian of the dead, and request service in the Order of the Knights of the Temple of Morr."
(Master/Preceptor) "Do you swear to faithfully obey the Rule of the Knights of the Temple of Morr."
(Novice) "Let all bear witness, I do so swear."
(Master/Preceptor) "Arise <<Insert Name>>, and join your brothers."

[Hawk]

I like it

[Cyrial_Rohan]

Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart, for his purity, by definition, is unassailable.